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Um... You're late. Yeah, sorry. Taboros? No, thanks. Let me ask you a question, Kyle. How much money you got today for clothes? Um, how's... What happened to your feet? What do you mean? These are my 407s. Oh, they're 407s. Can I see them? Yeah. These offer a lot of support. Right. Whoa, come on! What are you, in a fraternity? Are you insane? Are you in a fraternity? You could have hit somebody. What was that? I'm asking you a question. You in a fraternity? No. Are you Steve Jobs? What? Hold on a second. Are you the billionaire owner of Apple computers? No. Oh, okay. Well, in that case, you got no right to wear New Balance sneakers ever. Come on. Mm, um... Okay. All right. One of the best parts about being a guy your age, and frankly, there aren't many so you should really take full advantage of it is that you can rebuild your entire wardrobe with like 16 items credit card you see the problem is that your head has like like the proportions are like a styrofoam peanut skin under your eyes starting to look like you have his balls it does where are your wallets I think I set for jeans No, you're not set for jeans, Cal. These are fine. They're not fine. You have a mom button. Is that what you want? Why don't we just go to the Gap? You know what? They have us. Okay. What are you doing? Cal. Be better than the gap. Be better than the gap. Say it. I'm better than the gap. Come on. God, stop slapping me. Really. Okay? Beautiful. You'd like to slap me in the face. What are you doing later? I don't know. I do. Do you? I know exactly. Seriously? Seriously? You asked her out like that? Yeah. And that worked? Yeah. I'm kind of stupid, but... Wow! Look at you! I feel like I'm going skiing. Did you sleep with him? Jesus God! Yeah, probably. What? You would? What? What are you even saying? You see what just happened, Cal? As soon as you opened your mouth, Tiffany started doubting whether she wanted to sleep with you or not. That's probably the meanest thing anyone's ever said to me. No, this is. Your wife cheated on you because you lost sight of who you are as a man, as a husband, and probably as a lover. You're right, that's meaner.