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Cass, where you at? Babe! You saved my life! You really do love me! Yeah. What time is it? Like 4? The county clerk's office is open till 5. We should go get a blanket and a bottle of champagne, go to the park and lay in the grass as man and wife. Now serving 103. All set. Your marriage license is valid for 60 days in Cook County only. There's a one-day waiting period before the license becomes effective. Wait, so we can't get married today? We can get married at this exact time tomorrow. What the fuck? This sucks. It's free. Eat it. The crowd doesn't like this, sis. Sis. I'm gonna postmates KFC for him. Who's in? I'm gonna post Mates KFC for him. Who's in? Thanks, babe. KFC will be here in 20 minutes. You rock. No, you do. This is where we first made ramen noodles together. What's with the documentary? Oh, I'm making a video scrapbook for my boo before he goes AWOL on me. Cassie's having some separation anxiety with me leaving to go back to the Academy in a couple weeks. She wants to make sure I remember the goods I got back at home. She's crazy about me. Everybody's boning somebody but me? They don't call it boning. It's uniting our souls. Oh. You know how I have to be serious about my job right now. I'm just gonna hold your hand. Okay. Actually, do you mind putting both hands on the wheel, please? Yeah, sure, of course, ma'am. Um, I'm sorry. He's not your boyfriend. You don't get to tell him what to do. This guy is the best driver I have ever met. He could operate this thing with no hands and just his dick and get you there safely You can let me off right here But both hands are on the wheel now ma Let me out This chick is psycho What the hell You can be pissing people off Jesus. Sorry. Hey, I'm gonna talk. You gotta promise not to freak out. I promise. Like, the best thing that's ever happened, I went right at the clerk's office. She said we had to wait. I was relieved a little. Because I feel like we'd be rushed into this. I totally want you to be my wife, my little sweetie bell. Would you hate me if we stayed engaged to the team a bit longer? Until we're both, no doubt, positive, sure, or right. I can never hate you. And thank you for being honest with me. You're awesome. I love you. I love you too. What the hell? How stupid do you think I am, Carl? No, no! I know you want to go back to that school, but now we can start our lives together as newlyweds. First thing we need to do is get an apartment. We'll have to get an extra bedroom too, for the kids. I want six. We can have three boys and three girls. Be like real people, call it. Carl! Carl, get on this one! Carl, come back! I love you! Carl! Hi, Carl! Only two more days until the end of school! This is Gallagher's word for you! I love you! I love you!