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Take your time to fall asleep to the sound of my call. Hello, ladies and gentlemen, cats and small dogs. I am Theo and I'm here to do a little ASMR for season two of The Gentleman. Let us begin. We're in a sauna, obviously. So now we're in a soft, delightful towel. Makes me want to wrap it around myself after a wet bath. I can't imagine a bath that wouldn't be wet. Sage, you must light this in a new house. Rid evil spirits of the place that you are in. They're everywhere. In my mind. In my dreams. Inside me. In more ways than one. Smell the sage. Hmm, sage, imagine you're aging. You almost there At some point climax will come A sacred Tibetan gong Take your time to fall asleep to the sound of my gong Rizzless or wrapping paper for the sweetest of cigarallo, or perhaps lined with your favorite little tobacco. Oh, a veneer branch. Feel it whipping you. It's both painful and enjoyable, much like life and death. A bell, like you've just walked in to a 1950s shop and need assistance. Please, sir, I need some more pantaloons. Thank you for joining me on this trip down ASMR. I love you all. I find myself mildly aroused.