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One thing about me, I'm gonna eat a whole box of Cheez-Its because I am the snack. Hello! Hey y'all, it's me from the Viral Cheez-Its video. I did not know that was gonna go viral and I'm like overwhelmed right now. I just put my two weeks in at my job. So like, can y'all tag like all these news outlets? Like, ooh, I wanna be on Hot Ones. Hey, it's Ari, AKA Viral Cheez-It Girl. If y'all could do me a favor and tag Kai Sinat, Drewski. Yes, it is official. I am coming out with t-shirts. It's gonna be called I Heart Snacks. They will be going for $500 a piece. You guys, I am so excited to announce that I have a song coming out. It's called He Want That Snack, coming out this Friday on all streaming platforms. Yeah, and he be munching on my body. Talking cheese, it's not rich. Getting money, make it stick. Yeah, and he be munching on my body. Yeah, and he be munching on my body. Yeah, and he be munching on my body. Yeah, and he be munching on my body. Y'all be supporting all these big name celebrities, but don't wanna support people that be charging $500 for shirts. It's $500, like that's not expensive. That would be amazing if y'all tagged like Zeus, now that's TV. But if Beyonce was selling a shirt for $500, y'all would buy it though. So what the difference with me Everything I don know Tamron Hall show You guys the shirts are on the way Like they been on the way I wasn't crying, shut up. I don't know where your package is. I don't know why y'all keep asking me. Like, your package is coming. Like, be patient. Like, I'm not like UPS. Like, I can't just control the packages. I'm not having a staring competition with y'all. I'm not doing that. So you either send me a Galaxy or get off the line. Sure. Like y'all can't afford 500 dollars shirts. Okay. So you can get off my line then. Like what the? I love a good Frito. Cause I ain't got no man. So basically I'm Frito. It is very obvious as to why I was not invited to that award show. It's because I'm black. I didn't get a tracking number. I didn't get a tracking. Well, that's your fault. Because you got the tracking. Like the packages are on the way. Like, how many times do I have to say that? Like, are y'all dumb? Give the packages to UPS. I have nothing to do with that at that point. That is beyond me. I don't have anything to do. If you can't come out of your own pocket to give me a Galaxy, that's a you problem. Y'all must be broke. That's not a me problem. And stop putting these filters on my face.